{"id":1154,"date":"2011-12-23T09:00:30","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T09:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.legal4landlords.com\/?p=1154"},"modified":"2011-12-23T09:00:30","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T09:00:30","slug":"as-if-landlords-could-afford-a-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.withcreative.co.uk\/lforl\/as-if-landlords-could-afford-a-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"As If Landlords Could Afford A Laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_1155\" style=\"width: 125px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.legal4landlords.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/hohoho.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1155\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.legal4landlords.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/hohoho.jpg\" alt=\"Landlords laugh\" title=\"hohoho\" width=\"115\" height=\"118\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1155\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1155\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tenant Excuses to make Landlords smile<\/p><\/div>Landlords often have to chase tenants for the rent, often payments are missed due to extraordinary circumstances, Here are some of the best Tenant Excuses For Not Paying The Rent<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;I can&#8217;t pay my rent as my BMW is in the shop, and I cannot afford to pay for both.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;I can&#8217;t pay my rent because the cheques come out of Japan and the plane crashed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;If I move, my friends won&#8217;t know where to find me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;Well, you see, I cannot pay the rent because my daughter ate my husband&#8217;s wages.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;I deposited my wages in the bank ATM and it got caught in the rollers. It took six days to tear apart the machine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;I had my choice of paying the rent or buying a car. I bought a car. I knew you would understand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;I am sure I paid you &#8212; YOU must have lost it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;You towed my car away that was illegally parked and I refuse to pay my rent until you get my car out of the pound.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;It&#8217;s your fault. You deposited my cheque too late. My automatic withdrawals went through the bank before the rent cheque.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\t&#8220;There is nowhere else to go. 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