{"id":1157,"date":"2011-12-26T09:10:33","date_gmt":"2011-12-26T09:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.legal4landlords.com\/?p=1157"},"modified":"2011-12-26T09:10:33","modified_gmt":"2011-12-26T09:10:33","slug":"the-funniest-repairs-and-complaints-received-by-letting-agents-from-tenants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.withcreative.co.uk\/lforl\/the-funniest-repairs-and-complaints-received-by-letting-agents-from-tenants\/","title":{"rendered":"The Funniest Repairs And Complaints Received by Letting Agents from Tenants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_1158\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.legal4landlords.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/funny-door.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1158\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.legal4landlords.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/funny-door-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"The Funny World of Property\" title=\"funny door\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-1158\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1158\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Please send someone to raise my doorstep, it seems a little on the low side<\/p><\/div>(These are 100% Genuine and are taken from actual letters and comments on forms).<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tI want repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tI wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tTheir 18 year old son is continuously banging his balls against my fence. Not only is this making a hell of a noise, but the fence is now sagging in the centre.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tThis is to let you know there is a bad smell coming from the man next door.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tI am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tI wish to report that tiles are missing from the roof of the outside toilet and I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tI request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tWill you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tWould you please send a man to repair my spout, I am an old aged pensioner and need it straight away.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tI want to complain about the farmer across the road.  Every morning at 5.30 his cock wakes me up and it&#8217;s getting too much.  It&#8217;s alright when my husband is on day-shift, but when he&#8217;s on back-shifts or nights I get it several times a week from Mr. Docherty next door and at my age it&#8217;s too much.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tThe man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tOur kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third so will you please send someone to do something about it.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tThe toilet seat is cracked &#8211; where do I stand?<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tI am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tPlease send a man with clean tools to finish the job and satisfy the wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tCan you send a joiner to the house. When the woman next door closed the door the other night, she pulled at my knob too hard and now it&#8217;s ready to fall off so I daren\u2019t touch it.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tI have had the contractor down on the floor six times, but still have no satisfaction.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas and a very Prosperous New Year from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legal4landlords.com\/\">Legal 4 Landlords<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(These are 100% Genuine and are taken from actual letters and comments on forms). \u2022 I want repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. \u2022 I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11204,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The Funniest Repairs And Complaints Received by Letting Agents from Tenants - 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